If Things Get Better With Age Then I'm Magnificent

Retirement is what you do between doctors appointments

Be Kind to your kids. They choose your nursing home

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf

Retired. Don't have to. Don't want to. You can't make me!

Retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Life begins at retirement