I'm Not Bossy I just Have better Ideas

You can Agree with me or You can be Wrong

If You are Agitated and Confused, My Work Here is Done

Warning Next Mood Swing in Five Minutes

Of Course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work

Only those who risk going too far, will find out how far they can go

Out of my mind, back in five minutes

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today

Ultimately, whatever is in your reality is your responsibility

TEAMWORK, a lot of people doing things my way

Those who think it's impossible shouldn't interrupt those who are doing it

Shall I rush this job before i rush the rush job I was rushing before you rushed in?

Don't take life so seriously . It isn't permanent

I thought I saw light at the end of the tunnel but it was just my boss with more work - and a torch

This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way

A cubical is a padded cell without a door

Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when they enter and some when they leave

Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most

I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either

If you are grouchy irritable or just plain mean, there will be a $10.00 charge for putting up with you.